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Poop Crap

June 29th, 2006 admin No comments

Poop Crap

Poop for Peace - Coming to StinksnThings.com!

While it’s not always easy to find unity between those with differing religious beliefs, there are still a few commonalities that every human being shares, and that’s the starting point to a peaceful society. So on April 17, 2009, “take some time to think when you take your time to stink” as you celebrate the sixth annual Poop for Peace day with StinksNThings.com, one of this year’s proud sponsors!

Created five years ago in a bid to unite evildoers in bathrooms across the globe, Poop for Peace Day is just a drop in the proverbial bucket toward achieving a harmonious society. There’s no better way to celebrate Poop for Peace Day than by sharing the stench, and Stinks’ Poo Pen ($2.49) makes a great gift for the little turd in your family. Really do the doo and get a bunch for your classmates: What teacher is going to confiscate 30 crappy pens? Or start a new movement and bring these “Number 2” pens to the office and unite your co-workers.

For those who get sentimental for Poop for Peace Day, capture your lasting memories (and bowel busters) with Stinks’ Poop Photo Frame ($7.99). Coming in at about 6 inches – or the size of last night’s dinner in the bowl – the frame is constructed of high-quality acrylic and holds any 4-by-6-inch image. What better way to make your Poop for Peace Day a permanent stain on your desk and to do your civic doodie?

Or light a candle and celebrate Poop for Peace with Stinks’ Dog Poop Candle ($5.49). This 4-inch-tall vertical candle looks just like the steaming mess your neighbor’s pooch left on your front lawn and comes in two colors – chocolate or powdered snow. Don’t fret, the candles let you create your own celebratory scent.

Don’t miss another Poop for Peace Day with Stinks’ Dog Poop Calendar ($10.99) On sale now for $5.50). Order yours in advance and mark the big day ahead of time and make sure your bombs aren’t for naught. Or get one for a friend as a subtle reminder of just how bad they stink at remembering important dates like Poop for Peace, April Fool’s Day and more.

Go for the canine trifecta with Stinks’ Doggie Doo Keychain ($2.49) and spread the word to your friendly valet – and make sure he never loses your keys again. Throw your office key card onto this and you’ll ensure nobody ever walks away with your keys to the work castle.

Cat lovers can get into Poop for Peace Day, too, with Stinks’ Fake Cat Crap ($2.99). Folded feline fecal matter – nothing says “me-OW” like this does. Add a little of Stinks’ Liquid Ass ($5.99) and really make a mess of things.

So whether you celebrate Easter or Passover or nothing at all, there’s no way Poop for Peace Day can go unrecognized. Don’t just do the doo or drop the bomb, be creative and spread the terd, uh, word and celebrate in style. Get into the spirit; bring your school, office, church, temple, softball team or book club together with gifts from StinksNThings.com.

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